yourbro:

omg omg i just.. omg alksflsdl;dka

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

First thing I'd do if I was famous : meet my favourite band.

Going to D.C. today

The marching band is taking a bus to DC today…someone please come and shoot me.  There is going to be so much f-ing drama, the whole band might die.  On the bright side 1D is on the east coast!